My friend Darcy was the first to read my blog this week, she thoroughly enjoyed it which made me want to write even more. She also had a question about one of the posts. She read about "old man strength" and asked me, well what do women get then?
You wanna know what women get? Well they do get a little stronger, then you get to the grandmotherly age of around 55 to 65 and you get grandma strength, but that's a whole other post right there.
Women get a whole lot less dramatic, A WHOLE LOT less dramatic. Ladies you may not know this about yourself, and if you're reading this you won't agree, but you are dramatic. REALLY REALLY dramatic. You cry, all the time, over nothing, you blow everything out of proportion no matter how big or small it is. Your boyfriend says something stupid and you twist it around to make him seem like an asshole. Here's some advice, we're men, we say stupid shit, most of the time without even knowing what we said, just go with it. It happens, everyday, we don't mean for it to sound hurtful, we're just morons.
Women get better looking, between certain ages of course. 18 to 25, hot, 25 to 33, sexy, 33 to 40, beautiful, and I'm stopping there, any further and I'm liable to get slapped.
Women also get wiser, they drop the drama, focus on the important things in life, start to realize that all of us guys are retards, and that makes life better for us. They also learn how to organize a lot better, a 33 year old woman will lose her keys and lip gloss a whole lot less than a 23 year old.
Now not every woman is like this, some don't change at all, some do. It all depends on personality, environment, friends, family etc.
If I've missed anything, please feel free to let me know and I'll be sure to put it up.
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